So a priest, a rabbi and a pastor go into a bar near Hollywood... Don’t ask why, it’s just a joke. After them, a violent gang enters and proceeds to create havoc. The three clergymen stand up, calling on the gang to cease and desist. “Who’s going to make us?” they say. The rabbi speaks up, “Michael Douglas goes to my synagogue.” The gang says, “So what?” So the priest speaks up, “I have Mel Gibson in my parish.” “Oooh... says the gang... We’re not afraid of him either.” The pastor stands up and says, “I have Chuck Norris.........” Immediately, the gang throws down their weapons, goes to their knees, and starts praying for mercy.
By the way, if you didn’t know, Michael Douglas is a Jew, Mel Gibson is a Catholic and Chuck Norris is an evangelical Christian. Let’s just put it this way... at least in the category of who has the baddest dude... we win.
No comments:
Post a Comment